Hire a five-star magician (Google says so, not me) for shows at a party in your town, a magician for your children's birthday, a magician for your company's dinner, a magician for your daughter's first communion, a magician for an end-of-year party at your children's school, a magician for a bachelor/bachelorette party for your friends, a magician for a golden anniversary... wait for him to take a breath.